Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble?” They never learned good table manners!

What key has legs and can’t open doors? Turkey

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Everything is marked down after the holidays!  

How can you send a turkey through the post office? Bird class mail

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? He had the drumsticks.

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Waddle

Waddle who?

Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?

What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble